Dex (Donal Logue) was known as Mr Popular in his college days, always getting the women and always confident with himself. Ten years later and Dex is an overweight, beer drinking kindergarten teacher, but still as confident as ever with the women. This is all down to the philosophy which Dex and his friends have developed out of Lao-tzu, Heidegger and Groucho Marx, a philosophy which grants the initiate the charm and charisma of Steve McQueen and guarantees success in dating. But when Dex meets former-classmate Syd (Greer Goodman) at their high-school reuinion, he sets out on a path which could change his whole approach to life.