From bestselling, award-winning author Daniel Handler, a gutsy, exciting novel that looks honestly at the erotic impulses of an all-too-typical young man.
Cole is a boy in high school. He runs cross country, he sketches, he jokes around with friends. But none of this quite matters next to the allure of sex. "Let me put it this way," he says. "Draw a number line, with zero is you never think about sex and ten is, it’s all you think about, and while you are drawing the line, I am thinking about sex."
Cole fantasizes about whomever he’s looking at. He consumes and shares pornography. And he sleeps with a lot of girls, which is beginning to earn him a not-quite-savory reputation around school. This leaves him adrift with only his best friend for company, and then something startling starts to happen between them that might be what he’s been after all this time—and then he meets Grisaille.
All the Dirty Parts is an unblinking take on teenage desire in a culture of unrelenting explicitness and shunted communication, where sex feels like love, but no one knows what love feels like. With short chapters in the style of Jenny Offill or Mary Robison, Daniel Handler gives us a tender, brutal, funny, intoxicating portrait of an age when the lens of sex tilts the world. "There are love stories galore," Cole tells us, "This isn’t that. The story I’m typing is all the dirty parts."
From bestselling, award-winning author Daniel Handler, a gutsy, exciting novel that looks honestly at the erotic impulses of an all-too-typical young man.
Cole is a boy in high school. He runs cross country, he sketches, he jokes around with friends. But none of this quite matters next to the allure of sex. "Let me put it this way," he says. "Draw a number line, with zero is you never think about sex and ten is, it’s all you think about, and while you are drawing the line, I am thinking about sex."
Cole fantasizes about whomever he’s looking at. He consumes and shares pornography. And he sleeps with a lot of girls, which is beginning to earn him a not-quite-savory reputation around school. This leaves him adrift with only his best friend for company, and then something startling starts to happen between them that might be what he’s been after all this time—and then he meets Grisaille.
All the Dirty Parts is an unblinking take on teenage desire in a culture of unrelenting explicitness and shunted communication, where sex feels like love, but no one knows what love feels like. With short chapters in the style of Jenny Offill or Mary Robison, Daniel Handler gives us a tender, brutal, funny, intoxicating portrait of an age when the lens of sex tilts the world. "There are love stories galore," Cole tells us, "This isn’t that. The story I’m typing is all the dirty parts."
From bestselling, award-winning author Daniel Handler, a gutsy, exciting novel that looks honestly at the erotic impulses of an all-too-typical young man.
Daniel Handler is the author of the novels We Are Pirates, The Basic Eight, Watch Your Mouth, Adverbs, and Why We Broke Up, a 2012 Michael L. Printz Honor Book. He is responsible for many books for children, including the thirteen-volume sequence A Series of Unfortunate Events and the four-book series All the Wrong Questions. He is married to the illustrator Lisa Brown, and lives with her and their son in San Francisco.
Commendable . . . A coming-of-age story that doesn’t shy away from
the omnipresence of smut.
*New York Times Book Review*
The language is what's sensuous here, and Handler often dips his
toe into Joyce--never a full descent into the Irishman's decadence,
but the two are kinsmen in how fast their prose moves, at the speed
of rushing blood.
*San Francisco Chronicle*
A fascinating, profane book . . . 'All the Dirty Parts' is a
shockingly original novel--readers might be reminded of Philip
Roth's famously raunchy 'Portnoy’s Complaint' . . . It deserves to
be read widely, and not just by adults--it's one of the most
realistic depictions of the sex lives of young people to come
around in a long time.
*Los Angeles Times*
An irreverent, intimate glimpse inside adolescent desire, sexual
identity, and emotional discovery.
*Buzzfeed, "Exciting New Books You Need to Read This Fall"*
This interesting experiment by Handler may be the most clear-eyed
and honest portrayal of the sexuality of adolescent boys in recent
memory--it's raw, authentic, fitfully funny, and tragic all at the
same time . . . A disarming cautionary tale.
*Starred review, Kirkus Reviews*
Handler continues his recent endeavor to boldly straddle the divide
between teen and adult books . . . Cole sounds like Holden
Caulfield writing a sex blog. Amusing yet genuine, lustful yet
sensitive, [All the Dirty Parts] approaches teenage horniness
seriously and, in the process, touches on important subjects such
as sexism, consent, and sexual identity.
*Booklist*
[A] millennial Portnoy's Complaint . . . [Handler] wisely holds
nothing back . . . Its unabashedly graphic language will keep this
novel off of the young adult shelves, but it is exactly that
readership who might benefit most from its surprisingly subtle
exploration of sexual ethics.
*Library Journal*
All the Dirty Parts is a novel with surprising depth and
thoughtfulness . . . Unapologetically raunchy, blunt and often very
funny.
*BookReporter*
Written in short, tight, and effective bursts, [All the Dirty
Parts]is a commentary on today's youth. Cole is a rich character
because we see that he has been more or less bred by society to be
the sex machine that he is . . . [R]eminiscent of Bret Eston Ellis'
Less Than Zero.
*New York Journal of Books*
Daniel Handler's raunchy, sex-drenched, stream-of-consciousness
novel All the Dirty Parts reads like Portnoy's Complaint set in
high school . . . Handler's portrait of adolescent sexuality--with
its raging urges, fumbling exploration, euphoric discoveries and
sudden emotional pitfalls--is brash, messy, endearing, sexually
explicit and haunting . . . a gutsy, raw and funny slice of teenage
life that few will ever forget.
*Shelf Awareness*
The author of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
ditches the pen name for a coming-of-age tale about a teenage boy
discovering his sexuality. Handler delivers on the title with a
blunt, honest--and very explicit--take on a topic that's somehow
fallen out of modern storytelling.
*Entertainment Tonight, "Fall 2017’s Most Buzzworthy Books"*
[Handler] has created characters that he and his readers can
respect, struggling between pursuit of pleasure and the other parts
of their lives . . . Handler has smuggled questions of identity,
duty and faithfulness into this novel, amid all the heavy breathing
and awkward tangling of limbs.
*Buffalo News*
An unapologetically raunchy novel with lashings of graphic content.
Handler writes in taut paragraphs that feel true to the way
teenagers think, and the tale of Cole's irrepressible horniness
zips along gratifyingly fast . . . All the Dirty Parts is a profane
and lewd novel, but it is also a witty one that confronts subjects
such as consent and sexual orientation . . . Cole is good company,
and when his sexual experimentation takes him into surprising
territory the novel rises to the challenge, turning gracefully into
a bildungsroman.
*Sunday Times*
[Handler's] latest endeavor truly leaves in all the dirty parts and
the result is an engrossing, thought-provoking novel.
*Advocate, "10 Great LGBTQ Novels for Young Adults"*
A slim, satisfying novel.
*Tom Beer, Marion Winik, Newsday*
An all-around startling work. The depth of emotion we experience
through Cole's eyes is matched perfectly by the sparseness of
language . . . The intense reality of All the Dirty Parts comes
from its curious ability to draw out the memory of our teen
selves--the awkwardness and the ecstasy alike.
*Zzyzzyva*
A coming-of-age story with generous dollops of humor and even
tenderness.
*Santa Cruz Sentinel*
Frank, fearless, and often very funny
*San Jose Mercury News, "Books by the Bay"*
‘All The Dirty Parts’ reads fast and unflinching . . . The book
paints an honest portrait of a teenage boy trying to find himself
and gain perspective. This slice of Cole's teenage love story isn't
all frills and lingering glances. This story is skin and tears and
a lost boy trying his best to understand himself.
*Oxford Citizen*
Take one sex-crazed teenage boy and take him seriously. Don't make
him the butt of an easy joke. Don't make him the star of a
humiliation comedy. Let him be an idiot, a jerk, a cad, a hero.
Make his desire into a rocket shooting him out of this too small
life. Show his loneliness crash-landing him into pieces. It's
almost impossible to write tenderly and truthfully about such
things. Somehow Handler has done it.
*Jenny Offill, author of DEPT. OF SPECULATION*
Sex, desire, love, consent, coercion, sexual identity, porn--Daniel
Handler takes it all on in ALL THE DIRTY PARTS. Teenage Cole is
simultaneously lovable and troubling, but mostly he is real, and
his story not only compelling but a fantastic jumping off point for
discussing ethical sexual behavior.
*Peggy Orenstein, author of GIRLS & SEX*
A spectacular portrait of teenage male desire. This beautifully
concise novel, literally composed of only the dirty parts, had me
blushing and laughing and squirming, sometimes all at once. ALL THE
DIRTY PARTS is so honest and eloquent about youthful yearning--the
pent-up aggression, the confusion, the pure wonder--that it will
surely be passed quietly around middle school locker rooms and
back-alley libraries everywhere. A joyously lewd yet tender
masterpiece.
*Isaac Fitzgerald, Buzzfeed Books Editor*
Cole is a horny teenage boy who spends his time seducing girls and
watching porn. Handler, who is perhaps better known as Lemony
Snicket, gives hero more depth when Cole meets his match in the
exotic, experienced Grisaille, and starts to experience feelings
other than lust.
*Independent*
It's been a while since I read something that left me muttering 'Oh
my God' every few pages. I finished this slight book in one
sitting, and couldn't stop thinking about it afterwards. Yes, there
are familiar tropes readily employed and certain passages that made
me uneasy, but there is also much to savour, not least Handler's
clear-sighted exploration of gender politics and the fluidity of
sexual identity. Tender and troubling, authentic and intimate, All
the Dirty Parts is a thought-provoking read.
*Guardian*
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